🍸 Muse Santa Monica | Pretty Desserts, "Meh" Dinner 🍽️✨
Went to Muse for aesthetic vibes—left sugary but salty (literally, those lamb chops 🧂😵). Here’s the real talk on this White Lotus-core spot: 🍞 Start Strong: Brioche + Sea Salt Butter: Pillowy + salty-sweet = 10/10 🧈. Tuna Tartare: Frostbite vibes (skip ❄️). 🍝 Mid Hits: Pesto Pasta: Crowd-pleaser (but bring water 💦). Lamb Chops: Salt bomb (carrot purée = only savior 🥕). 🍰 Sweet Redemption: Vanilla Honore: Caramelized + not tooth-aching (rare for white-people desserts 👵). Ice Cream: Sugar rush warning 🚨. 🍷 Pro Move: Skip dinner, hit the bar: Riesling = crisp heaven 🥂. Dessert cart = main character energy 🎠. 📍 Muse Santa Monica For gram-worthy cakes + side-eye from grandmas 👀. #MuseLA #DessertFirst #SantaMonicaEats #PrettyButSalty #WineOverDinner