🏴☠️🌿 Alcatraz: More Than Just a Prison Break Backdrop 🌿🏴☠️

Alcatraz Island—once a fortress 🛡️, then a notorious prison 👮♂️, now SF’s #1 attraction 🥇 (yes, even over the Golden Gate Bridge!). But here’s my hot take 🔥: The prison’s a dump 🗑️! The real stars? The ferry ride 🚢 (SF skyline views 🌉!), the island’s eerie vibes 👻, and its unique flora 🌵. Oh, and the history lesson 📚—duh. I told this to a seasoned front-desk clerk 👴 at my hostel. He nodded so hard 🙇♂️, I thought he’d launch into a monologue. So today? No prison cell pics 🚫. Instead, I’m reimagining Alcatraz as a Mediterranean + Tuscan + Roman goddess 🌺🍷🏛️. Because why not? 💡 Fun Facts: Run by the National Park Service 🏞️. Only access: Alcatraz Cruises 🚢 from Pier 33. Book AHEAD 📅—sunny days = mob scenes 👯♂️! #AlcatrazEscape #ShawshankVibes #FreedomDreams 🏴☠️🌅