🍽️ Martha's Vineyard Chowder Company | The Full Exposé

📍 9 Oak Bluffs Ave, MA | ⚠️ Tourist Trap Alert 🚨 The Great Seafood Swindle 1️⃣ Identity Crisis 4 Marketed as a "chowder house" after winning a local competition (Edgartown Chowder Fest) Reality: Sushi quality > their signature New England dishes 2️⃣ Lobster Roll Fraud ($32) 2oz lobster (mostly claw scraps) on stale brioche Side crime: $9 coleslaw in a thimble-sized cup 3️⃣ Clam Chowder Crime Scene More potatoes than clams (ratio: 5:1) Broth tastes like Campbell's with extra cream 🍣 The Unlikely Savior Spicy Tuna Roll ($18): ✓ Fresh yellowfin (ironically, their best seafood) ✓ Better than 80% of their "authentic" menu 🌊 Silver Linings Harbor views from the porch (sunset shots redeem the meal) Server confessions: "Yeah... most people just order drinks" 💸 Financial Trauma $50 lunch for one = still hungry Local hack: Walk 5 mins to Sharky's Cantina (same owner, better tacos) #MVRealityCheck #SeafoodScam