🏛️😅 Maya Museum: When "Cultural Detox" Backfires 🤯

After missing out on Cancún’s Maya pyramid tours, I Google-Mapped my way to the Museo Maya de Cancún as a “budget cultural fix.” 🗺️ Big mistake. 🤦♂️ Rating: 4.5/5 on Google Maps (which, for a museum, screams “deserted”). 📉 Cost: 95 pesos (6USD)entry+30 USD Uber from Playa del Carmen. 🚖 First Impressions: Vase Aisle: “Wow, these pottery shards are… old?” 🏺 (600–800 CE, mind you—Tang Dynasty China was making sancai porcelain while Maya artists were like, “Let’s carve lizard gods!” 🦎) Empty Rooms: Seriously, I had the place to myself. 🎟️ No crowds, no AC, no gift shop—just existential dread. 🥵 Guestbook: Left my mark as the first Chinese visitor. “Dear future tourists,” I wrote, “Please visit the National Museum of China instead. Even provincial museums have better lighting!” 💡 Final Verdict: Maya civilization? Still cool. 😎 This museum? A $6 lesson in “expectations vs. reality.” 📉 If you go, bring water, a fan, and a sense of humor. 🤣 #MayaMuseumFail #CancúnCultureShock #DetoxGoneWrong 🇲🇽🏛️