🏔️🍷 Sedona’s Rene: A “Trap” French Dining Experience!

Tucked in Tlaquepaque Village at 336 AZ-179, Sedona, Rene promises “refined French fare” but delivers a lukewarm letdown. 🌄 Here’s the honest scoop: 🧅 French Onion Soup Gratinee: The only saving grace! Rich broth, melted cheese (not too thick), and tender caramelized onions—proof they can nail classics. 🧀💦 Monte Cristo Sandwich: A salty-sweet disaster! Dry bread, sugary powder, and lackluster cranberry-dijon sauce—needs serious rescue. 🥪 Duck Fat Fries: Where’s the duck flavor? Tasted like regular fries—even McDonald’s wins here! 🦆💔 Baby Green Vinaigrette: Acidic shock therapy! Every bite felt like a chore—skip the “healthy” illusion. 🥗 💸 Price vs. Value: At French-restaurant prices, this menu (sans steak!) feels like a rip-off. 💸 Next time, hit the iconic Blue McDonald’s instead! 📍 Final Verdict 🤔💬: Rene’s vibe? Charming village setting (7/10). Food? Mediocre (6/10). Value? Skip it (6/10). Unless you must try dinner—stick to village strolling and better eats! 🌄 #SedonaFoodie #TouristTrapAlert 🏝