🇧🇷 São Paulo: Dangerously Beautiful (Live Edition)

🍔 First Stop: The 1000th McDonald’s As a McDonald’s pilgrim, I arrived just in time for a Minions collab—kismet! 🌆 Why São Paulo Stole My Heart This city’s raw charm isn’t in its landmarks (seen in 1-2 days), but in its vibe: Murals that slap you with color at every turn Explosions of bougainvillea on random streets Helicopters circling like bees on Friday nights (💰 or 🚨? Who knows.) Hills that turn walks into cardio Old-meets-new architecture with a side of unexpected Japanese flair ⚠️ The Elephant in the Room: Safety Dress like a local (no logos, muted colors). Phone = ninja moves only (partner lookout system activated). Constant peripheral vision checks—exhausting but necessary. Love Letter to SP: Its gritty glamour—where decay dances with art, and chaos hugs diversity—is exactly why I’ll remember it forever. #UnfilteredTravel #BrazilUncensored #CityOfContrasts ✨📸