🇧🇷 Salvador, Brazil | The Golden Church That Will Melt Your Brain

⛪ Igreja de São Francisco: Baroque on Steroids • "Holy Bling": Over 400kg of gold leaf smothering every inch—walls, ceilings, even the angels’ toenails. 💰✨ • UNESCO’s most extra: A 1700s Portuguese fever dream where colonial wealth meets African craftsmanship (look for hidden slave artist signatures). • Pro tip: Visit at 3PM when sunlight hits the gold—bring sunglasses (seriously). 📸 Photo Ops That’ll Break Instagram 1️⃣ The Golden Ceiling: Tilt your camera up and gasp. 2️⃣ Azulejo Cloister: Blue-and-white tiles telling biblical stories with a tropical twist. 3️⃣ Candelabra Hall: Where 18th-century priests partied (shhh). 💡 Why It’s a Flex ✅ Denser gold than Fort Knox ✅ Slave-built beauty with rebellious carvings (find the smirking cherub). ✅ Cheaper than therapy—this much glitter fixes any mood. #GoldenChurch #BrazilBaroque #SalvadorGoldRush #UNESCOOrBust