🇨🇮 Banco National Park, Abidjan | The Ultimate Digital Detox

🌳 Who Should Come? • Phone addicts? Zero signal under these ancient trees—forced to touch grass! 📵 • Homebodies? They’ll gasp at butterfly clouds & giant catfish (yes, human-sized!). • Adventure seekers? Hidden trails lead to abandoned 19th-century schools and secret waterfalls. 🚲 How to Explore • Entry: 5,000 XOF • Bike rental: 3,000 XOF (butt-numbing dirt paths!) • Guide (must!): 10,000 XOF – Finds "invisible" trails and century-old "tree ghosts" ⚠️ Survival Tips • Yango taxis work to/from park • Wear DEET – Mosquitoes here audition for Twilight 🦟 • Hide valuables – Monkeys are cute but light-fingered 🌿 Local Magic Sundays = Ivorian joy explosion! Families dance, grill alloco, and nap in hammocks under 300-year-old mahoganies. #NatureTherapy #WestAfricaHiddenGems