🇨🇴 Bogotá Must-Sees | Where Passion Meets Grit

Spent a week here for business, but this city stole my heart (and sleep!) 😍 From 6pm till 3am, the streets vibrate with salsa rhythms 💃, sizzling beef aromas 🥩, and pure, unfiltered joy. Here’s what blew my mind: 1️⃣ Plaza de Bolívar • A colonial jewel where locals gather just to... exist • Asked why—"We’re debating politics... or maybe just people-watching" • Soaring government buildings frame the perfect Instagram contrast 2️⃣ Botero Museum 🎨 • Step into Botero’s "chubbyverse"—where even satire feels warm and fuzzy • Don’t miss: Drunk Woman (stumbling gloriously) Guitar So Fat It Needs a Diet Surprise guests: Picasso + Monet originals! (Mind = blown ) 3️⃣ Monserrate ⛰️ • $7 USD round-trip for cable car/funicular 🚠 • Local secret: Pronounced "Mon-seh-rah-teh" (like your sassy Spanish aunt ) • Adventure alert: Virgin Mary statue awaits on the hike-only path (legs, you’ve been warned! ) Vibe Check: ☀️ Daytime: Artsy history nerd 🏛️ 🌙 Nighttime: Salsa-dancing, no-sleep-till-sunrise rebel #BogotaUnscripted #ColombiaTravel #UrbanVibes #BoteroLover