🇩🇪 Hamburg Diaries | Sorry German Hunks, I’m Freezing! ❄️

Day 1: Instant regret. Came to "escape the heat," but Hamburg’s August chill had me booking a flight back to Barcelona mid-shiver. Where’s my Mediterranean sun? 🌞 (P.S. Pack a sweater—even in summer!) Silver Lining: On the final afternoon, the sun finally graced us at the Elbphilharmonie. Watching the sunset paint the harbor gold? Chef’s kiss. 🌅 👀 Eye Candy Alert: Hamburg wins the "Most Attractive Locals" award in my travel history—tall, stylish, and absolutely distracting. (Pro tip: Sunglasses help avoid awkward staring.) 🍤 Food Highlight: UNDERDOCKS’ Shrimp Burger Combo (thanks to our hot waiter’s rec!) Verdict: Delicious but massive—opt for just the burger if you’re a light eater. That toasted brioche bun? Perfection. #HamburgMixedFeelings #SunshineWhereArtThou #GermanWeatherTrolls