🇩🇪 Hamburg Diaries ❄️👀

Day 1: Immediately booked a return ticket to Barcelona after freezing in August (yes, AUGUST!) 🥶. Came to escape heat, ended up needing thermal leggings. Final Day Redemption: After 72 hours of gloom, the sun finally appeared! Watched a golden sunset from Elbphilharmonie – Hamburg’s dramatic farewell gift. 🌇 👁️ Eye Candy Report: • More tall, well-dressed German men than Berlin & Munich combined • Proof that scarves and trench coats should be classified as romance languages 🦐 Underdocks Food Review: A dreamy waiter recommended the shrimp burger combo – delicious but enormous! 🍔 Pro tip: Solo travelers/small eaters → order just the burger (that crispy brioche bun though 😋) #HamburgMixedFeelings #GermanSummerIsAMyth #ViewVsWeather 😎