🇫🇷 4-Day Paris Itinerary for Jet-Lagged Souls ✨

*(After 30hrs flying from Australia, we crafted this low-energy, high-reward route—perfect for fighting time zones while seeing the best of Paris!)* 🏨 Hotel: Citadines Les Halles 📍 *1st arr. (8-min walk to Louvre)* 🛏️ Blackout sleep heaven (no housekeeping = no disturbances) 🍳 Kitchenette + laundry = lifesaver for long stays 🎒 Day 1: Louvre & Straight-Line Sights 🖼 Louvre (8:30AM) Booked guided tour → skipped lines + learned in 2hrs 🌿 Tuileries → 🏛 Concorde → 🎨 Orsay → 🛍 Champs-Élysées → 🏛 Arc de Triomphe (All in a straight path! Home by 5PM for naptime.) 🚴 Day 2: Versailles Bike Tour 🚲 9AM-5PM guided tour (no queues + market snacks!) (See previous post for details!) 📚 Day 3: Literary Left Bank ⛪ Notre-Dame (8:15AM) → 📖 Shakespeare & Co. → ☕ LV Dream (skip lunch!) 🏢 Hôtel de Ville → 🎨 Pompidou → 🛍 Le Marais 🍴 Marais route saved in last 3 pics! 🎭 Day 4: Art & Montmartre 🖼 Orsay (8:45AM) → 🎭 Palais Garnier → ⛪ Sacré-Cœur 🗼 Eiffel Photo Ops: 1️⃣ Port Debilly (Seine views) 2️⃣ L’Howea (flower shop backdrop) 💡 Jet-Lag Hacks: ✔ AM-heavy schedule (lines are shorter!) ✔ Home by 5PM (rest > FOMO) ✔ Skip dinners out (grocery store picnics!) #ParisForTheTired #NoLinesNoCry #SlowTravelFastSleep