🇫🇷 Paris "Brokie Student" Speedrun Guide: €118 for 3 Days! 💸
Proving you don’t need trust funds to conquer Paris—here’s how I did it for €118 (with zero frills but all the fun!). 💰 Cost Breakdown (≈¥1600) Flights: London → Paris: £0 (used Trip.com coins!) Paris → London: ¥327 Hostel: ¥298 (The People Paris—clean + safe!) Tickets: Seine Cruise: ¥45 (Taobao steal) Sainte-Chapelle: €13 ("Art student" hack failed—forgot passport 😅) Transport: €43 (single tickets > weekly pass) Food: €57 (crepes = life) 🗺️ 72-Hour Blitz Day 1: Culture & Cheap Eats 🛬 2:00PM: Land at CDG → hostel check-in. 🖼️ 4:00PM: Louvre (EU art students = free!). 🌮 7:00PM: Au P'tit Crêpe (€10.50 giant crepe!). 🌇 8:00PM: Pompidou rooftop (free sunset views!). 🥟 10:00PM: 1.50€ "mystery dumpling" (delicious regret). Day 2: Gothic + Glow-Up ⛪ 9:00AM: Sainte-Chapelle (stained-glass heaven). 📚 12:00PM: Shakespeare & Co. (Before Sunset vibes). 🎨 2:00PM: Orsay (Van Gogh for free!). 🚢 7:00PM: Seine Cruise (golden hour + Eiffel sparkles!). 🍜 9:00PM: Huangjia Dumplings (€10.90 god-tier noodles). Day 3: Retail + Carbs 🛍️ 10:00AM: Galeries Lafayette (rooftop views > shopping). 🥐 12:00PM: Meunier (€7.25 croissant + Napoleon). 🖼️ 2:00PM: Musée de l’Orangerie (Monet’s Water Lilies). 🍰 6:00PM: Pierre Hermé (€11.60 macarons = worth it). ⚠️ Survival Hacks ✔ EU Student Perks: Flash that student ID (or creative passport maneuvers). ✔ Navigo E-Ticket: Buy in Apple Wallet 20min early (glitchy otherwise). ✔ Pompidou Freebie: Grab $0 ticket + blue-curtain photo op! ✔ Hostel Life: Bring a lock + earplugs. #Paris#StudentTravelHacks #SoloTripMagic 🇫🇷