🇬🇧 Cambridge Day Trip: Itinerary & Pitfalls 🚣‍♂️💥

"From London with love... and a few mishaps!" 🚆 Transport Tips Train from King’s Cross: Avoid slow trains (some take 1.5hrs vs. 45min—check routes!) Harry Potter 9¾ platform: Free scarves, but photo prints cost extra 📸 🗺️ Route (With Warnings!) 1️⃣ Fitzwilliam Museum 🏛️ (*25-min walk*) Or bus U to City Centre 2️⃣ Mathematical Bridge 🌉 (Skip if rushed) Myth: Newton built it without screws (spoiler: not true!) 3️⃣ Corpus Clock ⏰ ("Time-eating" grasshopper) 4️⃣ Jack’s Gelato 🍦 (Daily specials!) 5️⃣ King’s College 👑 Xu Zhimo’s stone 📜 Warning: Closed during student events—book ahead! 6️⃣ Newton’s Apple Tree 🍏 Outside Trinity (M&S apples > Tesco!) 7️⃣ Punting 🚣 (Bargain hard!) Scam alert: £76 → £40 is possible! Bonus drama: Saw a girl fall in + a phone drown 💦 8️⃣ Round Church ⛪ (£3.50 for Cambridge history) ⚡ Lessons Learned Trains: Not all are created equal (check stops!) King’s College: Never assume it’s open Punting: Haggling is a sport #CambridgeChaos #BritishProblems #PuntingFails