🇮🇹 Who Actually Likes Naples?

Let’s be real—my experience was not great. 🚗 €40 for overnight parking 🗑️ Trash everywhere (even worse than Paris suburbs) 😑 Zero local warmth—more side-eyes than smiles 🧲 The hyped D'Auria souvenir shop? Overpriced junk. Street vendors sell better pizza magnets for €1 (Morocco-level pricing!). 🎟️ No planning = Chaos Naples Underground: "Cash only" (sure, totally not sketchy) Museums: Sold out by 2PM (What is this, the Louvre?) 🏰 Castel Sant'Elmo ✅ Only highlight—decent city + sea views. ☕ Gran Caffè Gambrinus (Sisi’s fave?) No AC in 30°C heat Cream puffs = cardboard, coffee = meh Thank god for free ice water 🍴 Saving graces: La Muraglia Chuanchao (solid Sichuan food) La Lazzara Trattoria (best tiramisu in S. Italy—made fresh!) 🎨 "Artistic decay"? More like neglect. Peeling walls + graffiti ≠ charm Wouldn’t come back unless my flight got rerouted. #NaplesRant #ItalyTravelTruths