🇳🇱 Netherlands | €65 for a "Live Show" in the Red Light District…

📍 Address: Casa Rosso (Little Pink Elephant), Amsterdam 💰 Price: €65 (1.5-hour show + 1 drink 🔥 Verdict: Zero artistry or excitement. Felt like watching slabs of meat moving on stage—almost fell asleep. Skip unless you’re desperately curious. 🍉 The 9-Act Cycle (A “WTF” Breakdown) 1️⃣ Solo female: Pole dancing (technical but bland). 2️⃣ Two women: Mutual “cooking” . 3️⃣ Solo female + audience: Pulled an Asian guy on stage for awkward “funny”. 4️⃣ Male + female: Direct “cooking” — dude had saggy 🍑 and major tired energy. Worse than a low-budget film. 5️⃣ Solo female: Fire-swallowing (only shocking moment). 6️⃣ Male + female: “BDSM-themed” but ruined by the guy’s elevator shoes… though his “tool” was notable. 7️⃣ Solo female: Fit woman + fake “tool” solo act. 8️⃣ Tattooed duo: Young, decent bodies—least cringe act. 9️⃣ Female + audience: Pulled viewers on stage for “comedy”. ✅ Final Take ⚠️ For women: Don’t waste money—no hot guys, and the show might make you uncomfortable. 🔥 For men: If you’re purely curious about female performers, maybe consider it. ✅ Practical Tips 1️⃣ No photos (staff patrols constantly). 2️⃣ Free drink is low-quality (even if you don’t order upstairs). 3️⃣ Women get a lollipop “tool” 🍭—men get nothing. 4️⃣ The loop repeats—theoretically, you can watch forever… if you can endure it. #EuropeTravel #Netherlands #Amsterdam #WTFExperience #Nightli