🇳🇴 Oslo Speedrun: 2-Hour Blitz Tour (Chaotic Edition)

🚂 Transport Hacks VY app saved me: Airport machines were broken! Bought Oslo Lufthavn → Oslo S single ticket (23 mins, saved 200 NOK vs. Flybussen). Pro tip: Train hits high-speed rail pace—wild for a "local" ride! ⏱️ Timeline (10:43 AM - 12:47 PM) 1️⃣ 10:43 AM: Train to Oslo S (ate 7-Eleven sushi on the go 🍣). 2️⃣ 11:06 AM: Hit the streets! All major sights are lakeside: Oslo Cathedral (right outside station) Opera House (sprinted past) Munch Museum (The Scream through the window 🖼️) Akershus Fortress (glanced from afar) 3️⃣ 12:24 PM: Caught return train—like a reverse Cinderella. 💀 The Chaos No luggage storage? Dragged my carry-on through snow. Google Maps glitched: Ran in circles near the Viking Ship Museum (RIP). Almost missed flight: Security line = Hunger Games. Verdict: Oslo’s downtown is TINY—doable in 2 hours if you’re deranged enough. #OsloSpeedrun #TravelChaos #StudyAbroadStruggles