🇺🇸 [New York] Going All Out at Trump Tower 🏛️💸

OMG, if you visit NYC and don’t spend money at Commander-in-Chief Trump’s turf, I’d fear he’d haunt my dreams, scolding me for not contributing to America’s GDP! 😱 The horror! So during my 6-day NYC trip, every time I got tired from shopping on Fifth Ave or needed a bathroom break, I’d dash into Trump Tower—strategically located right next to Tiffany & Co. 💎 The food? Classic American staples—fries, pizza, BBQ, milkshakes, ice cream… very on-brand for the Big Guy himself. 🍔🍟 So even though I went "all out", my spending was modest—it’s just casual dining, after all. 😎 Must-Do Trump Tower Highlights ✅ 🟡 The GOLD exterior (remember, the Boss loves gold!) 🟡 Escalator aesthetics—rides only go up to the 5th floor, but that’s enough for the ‘gram! 📸 🟡 Giant American flag + "45th Presidency" memorabilia 🇺🇸 (subtle? Never.) 🟡 Over-the-top opulence—ladies, take notes: gold jewelry = Presidential Approved™ 💛 🟡 The 45th Bar 🥃: Where you’ll find: Cardboard cutouts of Trump & Melania "greeting" guests (👋) The legendary photo with Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un—his proudest flex! 💪 A Chinese-American elderly waiter who seated me at the best table… but when I asked for the signature cocktail, he just said "Everything’s signature." 🙄 So I picked the "45th Presidency Combo" (Diet Coke 🥤, lemon-peel cocktail 🍋, fries, and mini burgers)—because nothing says "loyalty" like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu! 🟡 5th-floor terrace 🌿: A tiny outdoor spot to chill, snack, or watch someone smoke while staring at another skyscraper. Classic NYC. Final Verdict: If you want glitz, kitsch, and a side of politics, Trump Tower delivers. Just don’t expect haute cuisine—this is fast food with a golden twist. 🍟✨ #TrumpTower #FifthAvenue #OnlyInNYC #PoliticalKitsch #AmericanExcess #TravelDiaries