🇺🇸 Orlando at 34°C is literally melting me 🥵

I'm literally melting in this Florida heat!!! The moment you step outside, it feels like walking into a giant sauna 🔥💦. But there's a magical silver lining – the roller coaster wait times have dropped to just 30 minutes! 🎢⏱️ While the food inside the parks is Instagram-worthy with its cute Mickey-shaped snacks and colorful treats, the flavor is honestly just average – more about the aesthetics than the taste 😅🍦. After spending the afternoon here, I can confirm I got more roasted than the turkey at Thanksgiving! 🦃☀️ The sun is absolutely relentless – I reapplied sunscreen three times and still got a theme park tan 🌞👙. For my heat-sensitive friends, especially during summer months: pack portable fans, cooling towels, and LOTS of water! ❄️💧 Though I'm glowing (sweating) like a diamond, there's still something magical about watching Cinderella's Castle sparkle against the blue sky 🏰💫. Maybe just plan more indoor shows and character meet-and-greets during peak heat hours! Pro tip: The Epcot countries offer air-conditioned salvation! Mexico's pyramid and Norway's fjord exhibit make perfect cooling stations ❄️🌮 #HappiestPlaceOnEarth #EpicUniverse #Orlando #HeatWaveSurvivor #ThemeParkTips