🇻🇺 Vanuatu Food & Stay Guide🏝️

🍽️ PORT VILA EATS 1️⃣ Joe Vietnamese Restaurant 🍜 👍 Garlic pork (ordered twice!) + beef stew = 🔥 👎 Pho = meh 💸 Pricey but worth it 2️⃣ Rossi's 🦀 👎 Coconut crab = dry disappointment 👍 Spaghetti & tiramisu saved the day! 3️⃣ Banyan Beach Cafe 🍕 Pizza = local legend 🍕 Brownie = perfectly unsweet (rare win!) 👎 Grilled fish = shoe leather 4️⃣ The Beach Bar 🥩 View = 10/10 🌅 Food = 5/10 (tough steak, sad sweet potato fries) 5️⃣ Stonegrill Restaurant Fresh ingredients, boring flavors 😴 🌋 TANNA ISLAND (Evergreen Hotel) Expected awful food → actually decent! Pro tip: CASH ONLY (cards fail often) Sweet owner packed us breakfast for Blue Cave trip! 🏨 PORT VILA HOTELS ✅ The Terraces Boutique Apartments Sparkling clean ✨ + pool view Only flaw: perpetually damp beds ❌ Mangoes Resort 🪳 Cockroach Airbnb! Bugs + broken AC + scalding showers = nightmare 💖 Fatumaru Lodge French charm 🥐 + AC + mosquito nets = BEST SLEEP 📌 SURVIVAL TIPS Cash is king (especially on Tanna) Pack bug spray + low food expectations For decent meals: stick to Vietnamese & pizza #VanuatuEats #IslandLife #TravelTruths 🏝️✨