A Whirlwind Tour of the World's Richest Mini-Nation

🚆 Quick Transit Guide Free nationwide transport: Buses/trains (with WiFi!) Airport to center: 20min by bus Luggage storage: €5/bag at train station (passport required) ⏳ Express Itinerary (City Walk) 1️⃣ Bock Casemates Photo hack: Skip tickets – the outer platform has same valley views 2️⃣ National Museum of History & Art Free + cloakroom (7 floors of immersive exhibits) 3️⃣ Grand Ducal Palace Closed? No problem – hit Chocolate House opposite for spiked hot cocoa 🍸 4️⃣ Notre-Dame Cathedral Facade selfie then move on 5️⃣ Constitution Square Golden Lady statue + postcard bridge vista 🛍️ Shopping Reality Check Luxury row: Same Hermès waitlists as Paris 😒 Fast fashion: Empty Zara = bliss ☕️ Cafe Crawl (Time-Killer Edition) Le Pain Quotidien: €15 "bread sampler" brunch (smoked salmon = win) Oberweis: Boozy sorbets at 2PM? Why not. Five Guys: €12.50 burger = same price as Big Mac (but crispier) #RichPeopleProblems #MicroCountryMacroViews