Best Dive Bar in Denver

Let Me Shout It Louder: This IS Denver’s Best Dive Bar – No Cap 🎤 I’m updating this review because I need to make sure everyone gets it: this place isn’t just a good dive bar—it’s the BEST one in Denver. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. If you’re into that unpretentious, “everyone’s a friend” dive vibe, you’ve hit the jackpot here. First Things First: It’s a Dive – No Food, Just Good Vibes 🚫🍔 Let’s get this straight upfront: there’s no food here. Don’t ask for it, don’t hope for it—this is pure dive bar energy, and that’s exactly why it’s perfect. What it does have? All the dive essentials you could ever want: A pool table (more on that later!) A solid GTee (trust me, it’s a staple) Karaoke nights that get chaotic (in the best way) Live music that hits just right A back door for smokers (no awkward hovering by the front!) And now? They own the ultimate dive bar flex: an Adjective-Animal spot called the Fainting Goat. Iconic move, Andrew. Two Locations, Same Great Energy – Pick Your Vibe 🌍 Both spots have killer outdoor areas for post-drink hangs, so you can soak up that Denver air no matter where you go: Downtown: Cool, busy, and exactly what you picture when you think “downtown dive”—vibrant, a little gritty, and always fun. Tennyson: Tennyson Street is already a vibe, and this location fits right in. We went today, and Mary served us—she was absolute gold. Alyssa’s also a gem here: she greets regulars like family, and that kind of warmth? Hard to find. It makes you want to come back week after week. Dive Bar Perks That Make It Chef’s Kiss 🎱 Andrew (the owner, legend) didn’t stop at two spots—he’s upping the game: New pool sticks! Sharks like me? We’re thriving. No more struggling with warped cues. Jukebox works, but let’s be real: you’ll still catch people on the couch messing with the song queue. Technology’s great, but dive bar chaos is better 😂. And the Fainting Goat? I haven’t been since I worked nearby, but I’m willing to bet Andrew either kept the menu fire or made it better. I still remember their burger—way above average for a dive. Total bonus if you’re craving a bite. Final Note: If You’re Missing Out, That’s On You 🚨 Local? If you haven’t been to either spot, you’re sleeping on Denver’s dive scene. Visitor? If this isn’t on your itinerary, you’re not experiencing the city like a local. I’ll see you there—let’s be real, the dive crowd’s tight, so odds are high. P.S. If you run into me (or that guy) playing pool? You’ll probably lose. We once played a whole game on crutches and still won 😎. Or… just join our team. Easier path to happiness, trust me. #DenverDiveBar #BestDiveInDenver #FaintingGoatDenver #TennysonStreetVibes #DiveBarLife #DenverLocalSpots