Bobby Van's Steakhouse at JFK Terminal 8 ✈️🍳

📍 Location: Post-security, Terminal 8 (American Airlines hub) - impossible to miss ⏰ Hours: 5AM–10PM (breakfast until 11AM) The Reality Check 🕒 "We'll Rush It" = Lie: Told them my 7AM flight → still took 22 minutes for scrambled eggs Watched 3 airport carts deliver luggage faster than my toast arrived 🍽️ Menu Truths: $18 Pancakes: Edible but SYSCO mix vibes $14 "Steakhouse" Omelet: More rubber than my carry-on wheels $6 Orange Juice: Probably from concentrate (tasted like sadness) Why Bother? ✔ Last Resort Option: When Starbucks line snakes into duty-free ✔ Hot Food Illusion: Better than vending machine Pop-Tarts... barely Pro Survival Tips ☕ Coffee Hack: The self-serve machine by Gate 12 is faster 🍩 Smarter Alternative: Magnolia Bakery (10-min walk) has banana pudding to-go 💳 Priority Pass Users: Admirals Club has free Bloody Marys (just saying) 💰 Damage: $25+ for the privilege of sitting near a charging outlet #JFKEats #AirportFood #TravelTruths