Boise Downtown Speed-Run

🍂🚶‍♀️“I came, I saw, I rolled for initiative.” 🕒 Total time on ground: 2 hrs 15 min 🍁 Season buff: +50 % autumn foliage filter 1️⃣ Capital City Public Market Size: cute, not colossal. Loot: huckleberry jam sample + free coffee sticker. Verdict: “okay” = perfect 10-min browse if you’re caffeine-loading. ☕️ 2️⃣ Freak Alley Gallery Visual chaos level: 9/10 – neon zombies, political satire, random shrimp wearing sneakers. Art comprehension: 3/10 – I nodded thoughtfully while totally lost. 🤷‍♀️🎨 Photo op density: one wall = 4 phone backgrounds. 3️⃣ Breaking Boise Bonus Realized this is the city where animated icon “Little Pink” grew up – instant soundtrack in my head. 💗🎧 4️⃣ Boise Greenbelt Trail Drove alongside, windows up, AC on, zero steps logged. Sport-mode unlocked: visual appreciation only. 🚗💨 5️⃣ Cherie Buckner-Webb Park Micro-park across from Hyatt Place DT – 30-second stroll. Color-block benches + engraved civil-rights quotes = quick mood boost. 6️⃣ Idaho State Capitol Facade photo: 45 sec, wide-angle, no filter needed (marble does the work). Didn’t go inside – exterior tick-box = achieved. 🏛️✅ 🎲 Critical Hit Ending Spotted downtown board-game café, walked out with fresh 7-dice poly-set (sparkle blue, because Boise). Reason: “When in dice-ida…” Encumbrance: +150 g to backpack, +100 happiness points. Inventory: Steps: ~4,000 Spend: $27 (market snack + dice) Autumn leaf in hair: 1 (still there) Boise downtown = conquered in under a lunch break. Roll for initiative on the next city! 🎲🍁 #US #ID #Boise