Calabria's Hidden Beach Gem
Where Italians keep their summer secrets 🏖️ Palmi's Paradise • €18 scores you: 2 sunbeds + umbrella + liquid glass sea • Snorkel sightings: Neon fish squad performing daily • Sunset show: Free (courtesy of Tyrrhenian Sea) 🌊 Local Vibe Check Language heard: 100% passionate Italian Visitors spotted: Zero tourists (we were the exotic attraction) Water conditions: Bathtub-warm + zero waves = fish therapy 🚗 Pro Tips Arrive by 8AM - parking vanishes faster than gelato at noon EasyPark app = no coin stress (focus on your tan lines instead) P.S. That moment when you realize... You're the most interesting thing the fish have seen all week. 🐠👀 #NoFilterNeeded #ItalyUndiscovered #BeachLikeALocal #TyrrhenianMagic