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๐Ÿจ Darwin Hilton Hotel Review | The Great Lobby-Room Disparity ๐ŸŠโ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ

๐Ÿ“ Location: "SEAFRONT DREAM! ๐ŸŒŠ Just 300m to the beach across a cute lawn ๐Ÿ–๏ธ Walking distance to: โ€ข Mindil Beach sunset market ๐ŸŒ… โ€ข Coles supermarket ๐Ÿ›’ โ€ข All the best bars & restaurants ๐Ÿธ PrimeLocation" ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Security: "Zero sketchy vibes ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ™€๏ธ Main doors always open ๐Ÿšช Felt safe even at 3AM โœจ (Aboriginal locals? Nowhere near the hotel ๐Ÿšท)" ๐Ÿ’Ž Lobby: "GLAM OVERLOAD! โœจ 10m ceilings + mirror magic = insta-worthy ๐Ÿ“ธ That '5-star' feeling lasts exactly...until you see your room ๐Ÿ˜… Pro tip: The bar makes killer mojitos ๐Ÿน(but full of silver-haired tourists ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ด)" ๐Ÿ›๏ธ Rooms: "Renovated? ๐Ÿค” More like 'lipstick on a pig' ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’„ โ€ข Love: That artsy carpet & vintage chair ๐Ÿช‘ โ€ข Hate: Everything else ๐Ÿ˜ค โ€ข Shower pressure = crying softly under a sad drizzle ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ญ โ€ข 'Luxury' bathrobe = sandpaper chic ๐Ÿ˜–" ๐ŸŠ Pool: "More like 'sad puddle' ๐Ÿค Couldn't even do a proper lap ๐ŸŠโ™€๏ธ Lounge chairs? Basically folding chairs ๐Ÿ˜‘ PoolFail" โš–๏ธ Verdict: "2/5 โญ๏ธ Would I return? ๐Ÿ™…โ™€๏ธ NOT unless they fix: Shower apocalypse ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ’ข Closet-sized rooms ๐Ÿ“ฆ Only redeeming quality? That glorious lobby & location ๐Ÿ™๏ธ #HiltonLetDown #DarwinDiaries" ๐Ÿ”ฅ Pro Tip: "Book for 1 night just to take lobby selfies ๐Ÿคณ...then move elsewhere!" #HotelHacks #TravelTruths #LuxuryOrNot #WorkingHolidayWo

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