๐จ Darwin Hilton Hotel Review | The Great Lobby-Room Disparity ๐โ๏ธ๐ฆ
๐ Location: "SEAFRONT DREAM! ๐ Just 300m to the beach across a cute lawn ๐๏ธ Walking distance to: โข Mindil Beach sunset market ๐ โข Coles supermarket ๐ โข All the best bars & restaurants ๐ธ PrimeLocation" ๐ก๏ธ Security: "Zero sketchy vibes ๐ฎโ๏ธ Main doors always open ๐ช Felt safe even at 3AM โจ (Aboriginal locals? Nowhere near the hotel ๐ท)" ๐ Lobby: "GLAM OVERLOAD! โจ 10m ceilings + mirror magic = insta-worthy ๐ธ That '5-star' feeling lasts exactly...until you see your room ๐ Pro tip: The bar makes killer mojitos ๐น(but full of silver-haired tourists ๐ต๐ด)" ๐๏ธ Rooms: "Renovated? ๐ค More like 'lipstick on a pig' ๐ท๐ โข Love: That artsy carpet & vintage chair ๐ช โข Hate: Everything else ๐ค โข Shower pressure = crying softly under a sad drizzle ๐ฆ๐ญ โข 'Luxury' bathrobe = sandpaper chic ๐" ๐ Pool: "More like 'sad puddle' ๐ค Couldn't even do a proper lap ๐โ๏ธ Lounge chairs? Basically folding chairs ๐ PoolFail" โ๏ธ Verdict: "2/5 โญ๏ธ Would I return? ๐ โ๏ธ NOT unless they fix: Shower apocalypse ๐ฟ๐ข Closet-sized rooms ๐ฆ Only redeeming quality? That glorious lobby & location ๐๏ธ #HiltonLetDown #DarwinDiaries" ๐ฅ Pro Tip: "Book for 1 night just to take lobby selfies ๐คณ...then move elsewhere!" #HotelHacks #TravelTruths #LuxuryOrNot #WorkingHolidayWo