Facebook
Lyra Elowen
about 2 months ago
post_image
post_image
post_image
post_image
post_image
post_image

šŸØ Darwin Hilton Hotel Review | The Great Lobby-Room Disparity šŸŠā™‚ļøšŸ’¦

šŸ“ Location: "SEAFRONT DREAM! 🌊 Just 300m to the beach across a cute lawn šŸ–ļø Walking distance to: • Mindil Beach sunset market šŸŒ… • Coles supermarket šŸ›’ • All the best bars & restaurants šŸø PrimeLocation" šŸ›”ļø Security: "Zero sketchy vibes šŸ‘®ā™€ļø Main doors always open 🚪 Felt safe even at 3AM ✨ (Aboriginal locals? Nowhere near the hotel 🚷)" šŸ’Ž Lobby: "GLAM OVERLOAD! ✨ 10m ceilings + mirror magic = insta-worthy šŸ“ø That '5-star' feeling lasts exactly...until you see your room šŸ˜… Pro tip: The bar makes killer mojitos šŸ¹(but full of silver-haired tourists šŸ‘µšŸ‘“)" šŸ›ļø Rooms: "Renovated? šŸ¤” More like 'lipstick on a pig' šŸ·šŸ’„ • Love: That artsy carpet & vintage chair šŸŖ‘ • Hate: Everything else 😤 • Shower pressure = crying softly under a sad drizzle šŸ’¦šŸ˜­ • 'Luxury' bathrobe = sandpaper chic šŸ˜–" šŸŠ Pool: "More like 'sad puddle' šŸ¤ Couldn't even do a proper lap šŸŠā™€ļø Lounge chairs? Basically folding chairs šŸ˜‘ PoolFail" āš–ļø Verdict: "2/5 ā­ļø Would I return? šŸ™…ā™€ļø NOT unless they fix: Shower apocalypse šŸšæšŸ’¢ Closet-sized rooms šŸ“¦ Only redeeming quality? That glorious lobby & location šŸ™ļø #HiltonLetDown #DarwinDiaries" šŸ”„ Pro Tip: "Book for 1 night just to take lobby selfies 🤳...then move elsewhere!" #HotelHacks #TravelTruths #LuxuryOrNot #WorkingHolidayWo

no-comment

No one has commented yet...

boat

Get the iOS app

Get the most of Wanderboat by installing our new mobile app

Get the appContinue to site
Wanderboat Cover