šØ Darwin Hilton Hotel Review | The Great Lobby-Room Disparity šāļøš¦
š Location: "SEAFRONT DREAM! š Just 300m to the beach across a cute lawn šļø Walking distance to: ⢠Mindil Beach sunset market š ⢠Coles supermarket š ⢠All the best bars & restaurants šø PrimeLocation" š”ļø Security: "Zero sketchy vibes š®āļø Main doors always open šŖ Felt safe even at 3AM ⨠(Aboriginal locals? Nowhere near the hotel š·)" š Lobby: "GLAM OVERLOAD! ⨠10m ceilings + mirror magic = insta-worthy šø That '5-star' feeling lasts exactly...until you see your room š Pro tip: The bar makes killer mojitos š¹(but full of silver-haired tourists šµš“)" šļø Rooms: "Renovated? š¤ More like 'lipstick on a pig' š·š ā¢ Love: That artsy carpet & vintage chair šŖ ⢠Hate: Everything else š¤ ⢠Shower pressure = crying softly under a sad drizzle š¦š ā¢ 'Luxury' bathrobe = sandpaper chic š" š Pool: "More like 'sad puddle' š¤ Couldn't even do a proper lap šāļø Lounge chairs? Basically folding chairs š PoolFail" āļø Verdict: "2/5 āļø Would I return? š āļø NOT unless they fix: Shower apocalypse šæš¢ Closet-sized rooms š¦ Only redeeming quality? That glorious lobby & location šļø #HiltonLetDown #DarwinDiaries" š„ Pro Tip: "Book for 1 night just to take lobby selfies š¤³...then move elsewhere!" #HotelHacks #TravelTruths #LuxuryOrNot #WorkingHolidayWo