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đ Room Experience (Ocean View) Luxury Touches: â„ïž Le Labo toiletries (though conditioner is a fail for long hair - bring your own!) â„ïž Modern furnishings with Instagrammable decor â ïž Oddity: Only one toothbrush provided for two guests (??) Pool Scene: đ Hidden gems - Explore to find quieter pools (the rooftop infinity pool is least crowded) đž Photo spots: Moroccan-style daybeds and floating loungers đœïž Restaurant Rundown đ„ Winners: 1. Ember Think: Upscale American steakhouse meets YucatĂĄn ingredients Must-order: Dry-aged ribeye + grilled octopus Ate here twice - that says it all 2. Seaside (Brunch) Impression guests-only perk Standouts: Custardy French toast + jalapeño-cheddar omelette 3. Cielo Best for: Poolside seafood lunches MVP: Garlicky jumbo shrimp (order double) đ Meh Moments: Bamboo: "Thai food for people who think ketchup is spicy" (the pad kra pao was okay) Bisou: *1-hour wait* for forgettable French fare Suki: Sad California rolls and overcooked nigiri đĄ Pro Tips Pool Strategy: Claim rooftop loungers by 9am Dining Hacks: Book Ember and Cielo via app ASAP Skip Seasoulâs buffet - go for Ă la carte Spa Alert: The temazcal (Mayan steam ritual) is worth the $$$ â Final Verdict: 8.5/10 For: Design lovers who prioritize aesthetics Not for: Hardcore foodies (leave resort for real Mexican eats) #CancunLuxury #SisTripApproved #HotelHacks
