Las Vegas｜World-Famous NOBU Japanese Restaurant

Seriously, Don’t Bother Coming! 😤🍣 Let’s get straight to the point: If you grew up in Asia and know what real Japanese food should taste like—save your money and skip this place! 🙅♀️❌ But if you have Western friends who want to “try Japanese,” maybe bring them here to… broaden their horizons. 😉 We had a reservation, but still had to wait over 10 minutes past our booking time because they were “still cleaning the table.” 🕒😒 The restaurant was SO dimly lit—it was hard to even read the menu! When we asked if they had a Japanese menu, the answer was no. 🚫📖 We eat sushi and sashimi often, so we asked the server to recommend some signature dishes. The food was… okay? Portions were tiny, flavors were basic, and we were still hungry! 😩 So we added two tacos to our order: one 🐂 Wagyu Beef Taco for 20 and one 🦞 Lobster Taco for 18. When they arrived, we were shocked—each was so small, I could finish one in a single bite! 🎥 (Wish I could upload the video—check the last photo for my “one-bite quartet”!) 📸😱 We saw a table of Westerners nearby order something like a steak, and the server made a big show of flambéing it at the table. 🔥🎭 On the way to the restroom, I passed the open kitchen and noticed almost all the cooks were Mexican—only the sushi chef at the front had an Asian background. 👨🍳🌮 Even though we were still hungry (like, not-even-close-to-full hungry), we decided to just pay and leave. Ended up grabbing some cheap burgers from White Castle on the way home. 🍔😂 My boyfriend said, “Good thing I picked such a low-maintenance wife!” 💑❤️ • 📍Nobu Restaurant Las Vegas 3570 Las Vegas Blvd S, Las Vegas, NV 89109, USA Have you been to NOBU? Was your experience better? Tell me in the comments—I need to know! 👇🤔 #LasVegas #NobuLasVegas #VegasEats #JapaneseFood #MichelinStar #OverpricedEats #FoodReview #VegasRestaurants #TravelFoodie #HonestReview #SkipThisPlace #DiningFail