Le Relais de l’Entrecôte – 60 Years of Steak Frites! 🥩✨

📍 *15 Rue Marbeuf, 75008* • Near Champs-Élysées 🔥 Why It’s Legendary "No menu. No choices. Just one perfect dish since *1962* – steak frites with secret sauce!" 🤫 The Ritual: Waiter: "Rare, medium, or à point?" You: "À point!" (*"7/10 perfection"*) Magic arrives: "Two rounds of crispy fries + saucy steak" 🍟💃 🍽️ The Only Dish Steak: "Herb butter crust, pink center, drowned in mystery sauce (think: garlicky béarnaise + lemon twist)" 🍋 Fries: "Double-fried golden sticks – no ketchup needed!" 🏆 Salad: "Basic greens (just a sauce vehicle)" 🥗 🍷 Hidden Gems Dessert: "Chocolate profiteroles with actual vanilla flavor (rare in France!)" 🍫 House Wine: "Iced red – jammy and €6?! Oui." ❄️🍷 💣 Brutal Truths No reservations: *"6PM = *30-min wait*, 8PM = tourist thunderdome"* ⚡ Service: "Waitresses dressed as maids, acting like queens" 👑😤 💡 Pro Tips Go solo: "Bar seats = no wait + kitchen views" 👀 Timing: *"3:30PM = ghost town (weird? Yes. Smart? Also yes)"* 🕞 Sauce hack: "Beg for extra – it’s crack in a gravy boat" 🚤 #ParisSteak #NoMenuNeeded #FrenchClassics 🗼🍽️