Mallorca|This Ocean Made Me Forgive the Whole World 🙏
📍 Can Simoneta Hotel 🚗 Transport Located on Mallorca's east coast, ~1hr drive from the airport. Perfect for lazy souls – why hike to that jelly-like cove when you can enjoy ocean views from your bed? [👏] 🏖️ Vibe Adults-only sanctuary with blissful quietness. Low human density (though you might spot honeymooners straight out of a romance show 💘). 🍳 Breakfast Divine! The spread was almost excessive – first photo (p3) and p6 barely scratch the surface. [🤯] 💭 Final Thoughts This island deserves slow exploration! Skip crowded Sóller for charming Valldemossa (with bonus rollercoaster-like mountain roads 🎢). Locals are angelic compared to the UK – as a paella enthusiast, I officially endorse this destination! #MallorcaMagic #SpainTravel #AdultsOnlyEscape #JellySea #IslandVibes