Netherlands｜🔞 €65 for a "live show" in the Red Light District—almost

🚗 Location: Casa Rosso (Little Pink Elephant), Amsterdam 💰 Price: €65 (includes 1.5-hour show + 1 drink, see Pic 5) 🔥 Experience: Zero aesthetic or excitement. It’s like watching slabs of meat shuffle on stage—so boring I nearly dozed off. Skip unless you’re really curious. 🍉 The show cycles through 9 acts—here’s the breakdown (mental prep required): 1️⃣ Solo female: Technical pole-dancing act. 2️⃣ Duo female: Two female "chefs" helping each other out. 👩‍🍳👩‍🍳 3️⃣ Solo female + audience: BDSM-themed, pulls a male guest on stage (this round, an Asian guy)—mostly comedic. 4️⃣ Male + female: "Live cooking" starts immediately. The male "chef" was... saggy and smelled like overtime. Worse than just watching a film. 🎥🙄 5️⃣ Solo female: Technical act—she swallowed fire. Shocking! 🔥🤯 6️⃣ Male + female: BDSM-themed, but the guy was too short (wore lifts)… though his "utensil" stood out. 7️⃣ Solo female: A very fit female "chef" with a fake utensil solo performance. 8️⃣ Male + female: Fully tattooed duo—probably the least terrible act. Young, decent bodies. 9️⃣ Male + female: Female "chef" drags audience members up—pure comedy. ✅ Verdict: ⚠️ For women: Don’t waste money if you’re expecting hot male performers. Might just make you uncomfortable. 🔥 For men: If you’re just here for the spectacle, maybe worth a peek. ✅ Extras: 1️⃣ No photos—staff patrols during the show. 2️⃣ Free drink is included, but quality is meh (don’t get your hopes up). 3️⃣ Women get a lollipop "utensil"—men get nada. 4️⃣ The 9-act loop repeats—technically, you could stay forever… if you hate yourself. #EuropeTravel #Netherlands #Amsterdam #Travel #LiveShow #Theater #Bar #WeirdExperiences #Nightlife #AfterDark