Paris' Must-Eat Seafood Feast: Pedra Alta 🦞✨

📍 *25 Rue Marbeuf, 75008* • Open till 1AM! 🌊 Why Locals & Tourists Obsess "Where Parisians go for no-frills, giant seafood platters – ‘our kitchen when mom’s tired!’" 😂 🦀 STAR DISHES: MEGA SEAFOOD TOWER ("Crab legs + langoustines + oysters = Instagram breaker") 📱💥 GARLIC SHRIMP SKILLET ("Bread exists to mop up this garlic butter tsunami") 🧄🌊 1KG STEAK-FRITES ("For meatheads who got dragged here") 🥩 💰 Budget Magic €50-60 for 2: "Leftovers = next-day seafood omelette!" 🍳 Freebies: Crusty bread + addictive garlic butter 🧈 ⏳ Survival Guide Queue Hack: *"Arrive at 6PM or *post-10PM* – avoid tourist rush hour!"* 🕕 Location Perks: "Walk to Arc de Triomphe (10min) or Eiffel Tower (15min)" 🗼 Order Smart: "Half-portions exist (but where’s the fun?)" 😉 #ParisSeafood #PedraAlta #EatLikeALocal 🍷🌊