Paris | Jean Imbert: The Michelin-Starred Drama You Bring Your Ex To

This isn’t just a meal—it’s a theatrical experience where the food plays second fiddle to the spectacle. Think Gossip Girl meets Versailles, with a side of existential questioning. 🎭 Act 1: "Small Era" Extravaganza Set Design: A gilded long table straight out of Tiny Times—perfect for toasting to mutual ruin. Props: Baccarat crystal, custom china, and a sommelier who’d fit right into a period drama. Verdict: If you missed Versailles, this palace cosplay (with truffle shavings) might suffice. 🌊 Act 2: The Ocean’s Revenge Amuse-Bouche: Sea urchin sauce so briny, it’s like being waterboarded by Poseidon. Main Event: Turbot soufflé? Fine. But the cauliflower tart? A salt bomb disguised as haute cuisine. Dessert: Chocolate mousse with sorbet—a sudden teleportation to a cocoa rainforest. Whiplash included. 💅 Act 3: Feminist Footnotes Menu Gatekeeping: Prices only appear on men’s menus. (Two women dining? After begging, you’ll get one.) Final Twist: The bill arrives split down the middle—because nothing says gender equality like making the dude pay. 🦆 Curtain Call Cost: €300/person for performance art (with bread service). Best For: Lovers: To bask in Baroque excess. Enemies: Order the sea urchin trio and watch them suffer. 📍 Jean Imbert au Plaza Athénée 25 Av. Montaigne, 75008 #ParisianAbsurdity #MichelinSatire #DineAtYourOwnRisk