Paris Oyster Crawl: A Love Story with Shellfish! 🦪✨

📍 From near-miss to mollusk heaven – here’s how two oyster addicts conquered Paris 1️⃣ Perlouse (The Happy Hour Miracle) 📍 Local’s secret spot • Happy Hour 5-8PM 🍽️ The Drama: *"Arrived at 7:55PM, no reservation = heartbreak... until a kind waitress took pity!"* 😭→😇 30 OYSTERS + 2 WINES = €77 ("Sweet, briny, Parisian moonlight in a shell") 🌙 Bread Bonus: "Sourdough + butter so good, we stole extra packets" 🧈 ⚠️ Lesson: BOOK AHEAD or smoke outside looking pathetic works too 🚬 2️⃣ La Lorraine (Arc de Triomphe Pitstop) 📍 *7-min walk from the arch* 🦪 Solo Feast (€19): "Petite oysters = sea candy" 🍬 Skip: "Sour bread (sacrilege!)" 🥖 Beer Pairing: "Because oysters deserve bubbles – even if it’s ale" 🍺 💡 Oyster Pro Tips Timing: Happy hour = half-price bliss (but fight for seats!) ⏳ Sauce Game: "Lemon > mignonette > nothing – don’t mask that ocean taste!" 🌊 Leftovers: "Take shells as free souvenirs (or weapons against no-shows)" 🐚 #ParisOysters #ShellfishLover #HappyHourHacks 🗼🥂