💸🦒 Saskatoon Zoo: The Biggest Rip-Off Ever 🦒💸

So… promised the kid a zoo trip in Saskatoon. Randomly picked "Saskatoon Forestry Farm Park & Zoo" on the map. 🗺️🎯 Guides said it was "free," but NOPE: Kids 6+ = $9.50 💸 Adults = $15+ 💸💸 Family (2 adults) = $31+ 💸💸💸 (pre-tax!). "Well, we’re already here…" 🤷♂️👶 So we paid. BIG MISTAKE. 🦌🎠 Zoo? More Like… Nothing Hardly any animals! Even the playground outside the zoo has more stuff: slides, a little lake, and some BIG BIRDS (I don’t know what they were). 🦅🤷♂️ ⏰😒 Rushed Out Zoo closes at 4 PM, but they start ushering you out by 3:15 PM. 😡 Meanwhile, the actual park closes at 4:30 PM. Why the rush?! 🏞️👍 Camping > Zoo The park itself is nice for camping, but the zoo? Not worth $100+ RMB (or whatever the conversion is). 👎💸 Unless you’re a local who earns and spends CAD… then maybe it’s “meh.” 🤷♂️💵 #SaskatoonZooFail #SaskatchewanLife #OverpricedAttractions #ParentingWins? 🌲💸🦌