Sicily Β· Taormina ππ
A day marinating in golden Sicilian sunshine As the train chugged into Taormina-Giardini: *"Ah yes, the luxury tax station - where β¬5 espressos and β¬50 cab rides are the entry fee to paradise"* My tourist starter pack: π Salt-crusted sunglasses (designer, obviously) π Lemon-print everything (dress, tote, soul) πΈ That subtle panic when the credit card gets declined 𦡠Legs screaming "WHY so many inclines?!" Taormina's magic trick: Making you happily overpay for: β 387 near-identical photos of flower walls β Granitas that cost more than your first car β The privilege of saying "When I was in Taormina..." P.S. Pro tip: The β¬25 "authentic local experience" is just getting lost in an alley and pretending you meant to do that β¨ #SicilySurcharge #BougainvilleaOrBust #BudgetNeverMetHer
