The Hotel Forced Me to Be a Princess 👑

🏨 Hotel History: This place was originally an 18th-century nobleman’s "Versailles wannabe"—a palace built for "I-have-too-much-money" aesthetics. Legend says the aristocrats partied so hard here, they danced cracks into the marble floors (don’t worry, they’ve been repaired). Now reborn as a hotel, the owner must be a history fanatic—they even kept the dust between the stair cracks for ~authenticity~ (just kidding... maybe). 🍷 Bar & Breakfast (Foodie Mode Activated) 🍷 Rooftop Bar: Go at sunset to clink an Aperol Spritz with sea breezes. Your Instagram caption? "Living my ‘Cinema Paradiso’ main character moment… but I paid for my own drink. 🌚" 🍳 Breakfast: Decent spread (forgot to photograph it—oops). As a savory-over-sweet person, I nearly cried 😭. #ItalyTravel #SicilyTravelGuide #HistoricHotels #OffbeatEurope #NoAlarmClockTravel #AntiChecklistTrip #TravelClassClimb