🦞 Union Oyster House – Boston’s Old-School Seafood Icon! 🦪

As America’s oldest restaurant (est. 1826!), this redwood-paneled time capsule delivers lobster drama + Kennedy lore. Here’s our love/hate review: 🍽️ Must-Orders: ✅ Boiled Lobster: Butter-dipped, server-cracked (8/10 for sweetness). ✅ Clam Chowder: Creamy, briny—exactly what you expect. ⭕ Oysters: Briny AF (like licking a pier—mom ate my share). 🏛️ Quirky History: • 🪑 Kennedy Booth: JFK’s favorite seat (ask for Table 18). • 🏺 Miniature Displays: Whimsy amid 200-year-old vibes. ⚠️ Reality Checks: • Broiled Lobster: Skip—staff says it’s dry. • Post-Meal Move: Chinatown mala tang for spice relief 😅. 💡 Why Visit? • 📸 Tourist Cred: Like Peking duck in Beijing—just do it once. #BostonEats #UnionOysterHouse #HistoricEats #LobsterLovers #KennedyBooth #ClamChowder #TouristTraps #SeafoodMixedFeelings #BostonLandmark #EatLikeIts1826