McDonald's — Restaurant in England

I don’t write reviews often, but what happened to me at this McDonald’s deserves to be preserved in digital stone as a warning to others.

First off, I have a list of allergies so long it needs its own zip code. Gluten? Deadly. Dairy? Destructive. Nuts? Nuclear. But I still thought, maybe—just maybe—this corporate leviathan could offer one safe option for a human being with a slightly complicated body.

Nope.

The menu was a flashing Vegas billboard of doom, impossible to read, with zero allergen labelling, no handheld menus, and no willingness from the staff to help. When I asked what was safe, the cashier blinked at me like I’d just asked for a live octopus in a top hat.

But I was starving. Desperate. So I took a risk on the one item they vaguely assured me was “probably fine.” Spoiler: it was not fine.

Ten minutes later, my insides turned into a warzone. I was sweating, shaking, and clenching with the power of a thousand suns. I asked—begged—to use their bathroom. They said it was “for paying customers only.”

I held up my cursed meal like Simba in The Lion King. “I AM a paying customer!” But they just shrugged.

So there I was, sprinting out into the cold, cruel world in a frantic search for a toilet that didn’t exist. I found an alley. It was dark. It was foul. It was my only option. I did what had to be done.

Then, as if this humiliating bodily betrayal wasn’t enough—I got robbed. Yes. In the middle of my lowest, most vulnerable moment, someone mugged me. Took my wallet, my dignity, and the last shred of faith I had in humanity. Luckily, not much was inside.

So thank you, McDonald’s. Thank you for serving me food that tried to kill me, denying me basic human decency, and indirectly sending me into the alley of shame where I was relieved and relieved of my belongings.

If I could give this place negative stars, I would. A pit of despair disguised as a restaurant.

Avoid at all costs—especially if you enjoy keeping your bowels and your...

I just paid 17 pounds for delivery from MC donalds, the food came here 1 hour later and they lied to me about losing my address, the food bag was cold and socking wet in coca cola everything was destroyed all the food it was so disgusting and it was licking of the drink and the delivery guy just gave it to me like nothings wrong with it while the paper bag was socking wet and getting ripped from the weight and the food fell on the floor lool) i told him to take back whatever was left in the bag and bring me my food properly this time, he vanished of course since its been 2 hours now, i called the manager of the macdonalds when she told me she is not responsible, she hang up the phone on my face and blocked my number, the delivery guy gave fake number so i could not reach him either. The thought of taking the trash they brought me for food and going and chucking them in front of them on the till just to see if they were going to take resposibility for the trash they sell to their customers crossed my mind for a second , but with such unprofessionalism this place has it was not worth the fuss. Worst mc donalds shop ever..! Id rather walk to the other mcdonalds than to ever get served this dog food and been treated like a dog myself again. If you love your money spent it on a...

🍟McDonald’s in Luton town centre (George Street, inside The Mall)- is a great spot if you’re looking for space, convenience, and a real taste of the local atmosphere. The branch has both ground-floor and first-floor seating, which makes it easier to find a table even during busy times. The layout feels open, and the upstairs area is ideal if you want a quieter spot away from the main counter hustle.

Its central location means it’s surrounded by shops, markets, and a wide range of food options — from Asian restaurants to international takeaways — all within walking distance. It’s the kind of place where you see a mix of locals, shoppers, and visitors, giving it an authentic Luton vibe.

Facilities include toilets for customers, which is handy if you’re in the area for a while. Staff are generally friendly and work efficiently, even when the queue gets long during peak hours.

Transport access is excellent — local buses stop nearby, and Luton railway station is just a short walk away. Whether you’re meeting friends, taking a break from shopping, or grabbing a quick bite before heading somewhere else, this McDonald’s is both practical and welcoming.

Overall, it’s a solid choice for central Luton: spacious, well-located, and surrounded by everything...