Mofongo El Mocano (Mofongo Tipico)

My friend decided to bring me here to eat for lunch. I later on learned that another woman took him here and that's how he learned about this place. I just thought that was funny so I decided to include it in my review. Thank you girl, whoever you are, because the food was good. Once we walked into the place, I noticed that there was only one table of customers, family of 3 to be exact. So this place isn't so busy on a Saturday between the hours of 2 and 3 p.m. My friend inquired about a specific soup and the waitress seemed to be confused. I think they both were confused at that time because he's African and doesn't know much about their food and I think the waitress is used to Latino people eating at this place. After all, it is considered to be a Dominican restaurant. Nevertheless, I don't discriminate against food just because it's not culturally related to me. Good food is good food!!! I think she was thrown off by his accent because when I repeated the same thing that he was saying, he just wanted to know what the Dominican soup was made of, she had no problems telling him the contents of the soup. She went to fix his food as I still needed time to decide what I wanted to eat. After looking at the menu, I decided on rice and beans without any meat. The waitress was actually a bit surprised because she even questioned me to make sure that maybe I wasn't forgetting to say I wanted meat. I also decided to go along with a drink they call Topical Mango. I really do think that whoever was responsible for producing the look of the menu, I think they meant to write tropical mango. Because for the life of me, I don't know what the hell a topical mango is. Even my phone wouldn't allow me to spell it the way it's spelled on the menu. I had to go behind the autocorrect and change it from tropical mango to topical mango. Haha. I will have you know that the topical mango was absolutely delicious. It was just a tad bit grainy which was just fine with me. I hate for smoothies to be so thick that it's tough to suck it through the straw. The flavor was absolutely perfect and it was so cold that by the time I finished the drink, I was freezing. Our waitress was absolutely gorgeous. Her skin looked as if you can swim in it. I don't know if you're now viewing me as crazy or just weird as hell, but if you have never witnessed someone with beautiful, Flawless skin... Come here. Her eyebrows were heaven-sent and she had a head full of beautiful hair that was slicked back. Her hips were out of this world and I mean that in a good way. It was as if it doesn't matter what this girl wears, just the silhouette of her body is pleasing to the eyes. Everything from head to toe about her was on point. I remember there was Spanish music playing the whole time. I think that when a place caters to a certain type of crowd or type of people, they forget to include "others". They had two television sets on, but because the music was drowning the sound out, closed captioning was on. Of course the closed captioning was in Spanish. It's a good thing they had something like baseball on because I don't need to know what the hell they're saying to watch baseball.