Jabberwock Beach — Attraction in Antigua

Really nice, just stay away from dangerous places, like: The abandoned building on the first island Jabberwock Park on the center Island The beach house on the second island The ruins on the second island The music venue on the third island The Fun House on the fourth island And the warehouse on the fifth island. Make sure to be cautious of the wildlife, there are frequent bear attacks. Also, do not interfere if there's a bear attacking a rabbit. Do not try and get water at the beach house, the fridge is always out. Try not to get hurt, as the nurse there is too busy falling over and talking about her "Beloved" to actually help. Don't approach the high schooler with white hair who talks about hope. He's creepy. And avoid the little girl with hair that looks like bananas. She will make you feel worthless. If you see a generic high schooler that looks like he paid to get into a school, please teach him how many sides an octagon has. If the really buff guy gets killed, don't worry. He'll just get turned into a robot. The princess with the bowtie talks about serial killers a lot, but don't be alarmed! She isn't one. However, the swordswoman might be. If a guy with pink hair asks for the princess's number, don't give it to him please. If you find a hamster, please return it to the guy with the long scarf who says "be happy". If there's a fat guy who claims to be someone else or goes by the name "Mr. Ham Hands", don't listen to him. He's an imposter, but he sure reminds me of a certain cosplayer. When arriving, you may become unconscious. Do not be alarmed, that's normal. If you see a short guy with an eye patch, do NOT call him "baby gangsta." You may encounter a girl with large "assets", and she may very well challenge you to a fight. Do not accept, she will beat you up. A lot. Do not approach the chef if you brang children. He will talk about non-family friendly things. If you're a man, ignore the red headed photographer. She will not listen to you, so there's no point in paying her attention. If you spot a girl with a really colorful outfit and speaks in a strange manner, ask her for a mixtape! If you see a girl that looks like she's about to fall asleep, don't ask her to play Tetris. She has PTSD from it. Keep all this in mind and have a nice trip...

Took a vacation with a group of friends and we met a group of high school students from Japan who were doing the same thing, so we decided to hang out with. There was this gamer girl who we all loved hanging out with. One of my friends took a real shine to her and by the end of the trip, I could swear they were the same person. Another one of my friends had a huge crush on this silver haired girl who for some reason was allowed to bring her sword with her. I don't really think she liked his attempts (and neither did her small, angry boyfriend). The rockstar chick was really cool too, even if my ears are still ringing from when she sang. There was also a freaking princess and she was a total sweetheart who was just as much of a nerd as us! There was also this mechanic who was crushing on her HARD and, honestly? It made me just as uncomfortable as her. In terms of the few flaws we had, there was this blond lolli girl who I wanted to punt into the sea so many times. There was also this crazy guy that wouldn't shut up about hope and luck. Oh, and there was also this stuffed bear who wouldn't stop trying to get us to murder each other. But overall, highly recommended! I think my friends had a...

If there's one thing I can say about this island, do NOT interact with the wildlife! There's a black and white bear that will force you and everyone else there to kill each other. There's also this rabbit that's really nice! Watch out for the white-haired guy, he's gonna rant about hope and play Russian Roulette in the funhouse.

This trip was also very despair inducing as so many people died, including lesbians, and a nurse who kept singing about how she has a case of despair before she got horribly executed. I'm very sad about that as we were decent friends. After the nurse died, the bear took us to knock off Disneyland and he took us to a funhouse and started singing about taking our teeth???? (We couldn't have food and water for at least 3-4 days) and the hope guy soon died after stabbing himself with a spear and killed the gamer girl and the rabbit and the bear played human Tetris. Soon this giant AI lady told us a guy had really long hair and was part of what they call the "Remnants of Despair" and that we were in a program. Overall, -11037/10 would...