Splash Planet — Attraction in North Island

Absolutely miserable. Both me and my younger cousins hated this place. Boring rides, bad food and far too crowded. Now despite one of my cousins being ten, all of the rides aside from the four water slides were out of her age range. The four water slides were too much effort for what they were and when we did finally get to them, they were nothing more than a quick relief from the boredom found here. The staff were unfriendly aside from the nice woman who gave us ice cream.

The fries I had were easily the worst fries I’ve ever had. They were undercooked (which is impressive for fries), and the potatoes were far too ripe. I’m not expecting much when it comes to theme park food, but this is embarrassing.

After we rode the bumper cars and everything, I went looking for a seat, which was incredibly difficult. All of the desk chairs had someone’s towel on them and no one there! This happened for actual hours. The same towel was there for 2 hours! I looked! I looked for a desk chair for 2 hours and I saw nobody sitting in them, and a lot of towels on the chairs instead. Good luck finding a place to sit. I didn’t have any luck finding a place to sit on the grass either, too many people.

Bad, unclean toilets that were few and far between. One of the two toilets in the males changing rooms were clogged and smelt rank.

It cost us 77 dollars to enter, by the way.

I’m sitting here, feeling sick (likely because I ate a pottle of undercooked potatoes) in a corner of the heated pool area (as that is the only place I’ve found) getting bitten by SANDFLYS SOMEHOW waiting to be picked up by people likely having much more fun then me. This is easily the worst experience I’ve had in a pool, at a theme park and in Hastings.

We also found it rather difficult to find a tube and the lazy river was far too lazy. The ground was too rough to be walking around in with bare feet, the lockers were too small and were too expensive and the place was over crowded.

God I’m angry. Angry about how I spent 77 bucks to get in here, angry about how I’m feeling sick, angry about the unfriendly staff, angry about the bad food, angry about the lack of rides for older kids, angry about the fact that I’m getting bitten by sandflys indoors, angry about the toilet that is still remaining clogged, angry about the changing rooms being dirty and I am angry. Don’t go here.

The ice cream was good though and...

Update on our return visit in Dec 24 now based on a Dad, Uncle, Aunty, 9yo Cousin and 5yo boy this visit we pitched our shelter from Kathmandu and brought some festival chairs to relax on. Packed a picnic with loads of yummy HB fruit, cheeses, Sammie’s, cold drinks etc. we spent nothing but entry fee and made the most of an entire day at the water park. Suggest getting a spot as you enter the park and to the left of the volleyball court/shaded picnic area. We set up camp in front of the lazy river and had great access to the hot pool, toddler pool, noddy town, food if it was required and toilets. Tip this time, the pre payed line to go in was significantly longer than the pay on the day line. Next time we go we will be paying on the day to skip the queue a little. Although might pay to check the night before tickets aren’t selling out. Another enjoyable experience.

Jan 24 Based on the experience of a Dad, Uncle and 4yo boy.

We arrived shortly after opening on the day after New Years and waited barely 10 mins in line. Kaitiaki very friendly and directive to sort the hoards of us in line.

As we headed in, sun tents/marquees were being pitched by family’s with obvious previous experience in this place (something I would consider in the future for my family to claim a patch of land for the day and to have a “base” for shade and a decent picnic opportunity).

Waits in line were relatively short. The blow up donuts could be more in supply for the lazy river ride but with a bit of patience we received one from a friendly person.

The toddler themed water play area was an absolute hit for our wee mister 4. Who spent a large portion of his time in this area. We also rode the train 3 times, lazy river, used the tall slide on the shared double tubes, tiny town, mini golf, merry go round and hot indoor pools.

What I really like about the experience was that the one fee paid for all the rides. 25 years ago (when it was Fantasyland, you’d be paying for each individual ride making it costly).

We hired an all day locker for $10 which helped with all our possessions (two large bags, 3 towels, jandal/sandals).

Lunch was awesome! Splash Burger combos for the adults and chicken nuggets/chips for Mister 4. Plenty of food supplied, and yummy bbq sauce at reasonable prices for a theme park.

A brilliant day out at...

Splash Planet in Hastings is a fantastic destination for a fun-filled day out, offering a perfect blend of thrilling water attractions and relaxing activities. Here are some highlights based on recent reviews:

Exciting Water Slides: Splash Planet is home to a variety of water slides that cater to all levels of thrill-seekers. From the heart-pounding Sky Castle Screamer to the more family-friendly Master Blaster, there's something for everyone. The slides are well-maintained and provide endless fun for visitors of all ages.

Lazy River and Wave Pool: For those looking to relax, the lazy river and wave pool are perfect options. The lazy river offers a gentle ride through the park, while the wave pool provides a beach-like experience with its rolling waves. These attractions are great for cooling off and taking a break from the more intense rides.

Dry Attractions: Splash Planet isn't just about water fun. The park also features dry attractions like the Formula Fun Go Karts, Mini Golf, and the nostalgic Fantasyland Express train ride. These activities provide a nice balance and ensure there's something for everyone, even those who prefer to stay dry.

Family-Friendly Environment: The park is designed with families in mind. There are plenty of shaded areas, picnic spots, and facilities to make the visit comfortable and enjoyable. Many reviewers highlight how much their children enjoyed the park, making it a great destination for a family day out.

Well-Maintained Facilities: Visitors often praise the cleanliness and upkeep of the park. The staff are friendly and helpful, contributing to a positive overall experience. The park's facilities, including changing rooms and food outlets, are well-maintained and add to the convenience of the visit.

Overall, Splash Planet offers a memorable and enjoyable experience for visitors of all ages. Whether you're looking for thrilling rides or a relaxing day by the water, this park has...