Farma Wuja Toma - Dyniolandia — Attraction in Warsaw

The worst “family attraction” ever – a complete disaster!

We went to Tom’s pumpkin farm yesterday and I honestly regret wasting both our time and money there. Within just five minutes of entering, my wife got hit in the head by a rubber ball – in an area where there shouldn’t have been any games at all. Imagine coming to a pumpkin farm and instead getting assaulted by random flying objects. She was in pain, and when we immediately complained to the manager, his reaction was beyond unacceptable. Instead of offering help, he arrogantly shrugged, refused any responsibility, and told us there would be no refund. Not even a cold compress or the most basic concern was offered. This is the kind of attitude that screams: “We don’t care about our customers at all.”

And let’s talk about the farm itself – because the pictures online are nothing but a scam. The area is tiny, overcrowded, and packed with miserable little attractions that look like they were thrown together overnight. The trampolines? Dirty, unsafe, and disgusting. Clearly, nobody even bothers to clean or maintain them. The toilets? Just filthy portable cabins – the kind you’d expect at the worst construction site, not at a so-called “family farm.” Everywhere you go – there are endless lines, zero organization, and no sense of safety.

This place is not just disappointing – it’s dangerous, unhygienic, and run by people who clearly only care about taking your money. Do yourself a favor: avoid this place at all costs. There are plenty of real farms and attractions in Poland – this one is a total joke.

And let me be clear: I will be filing complaints with all possible authorities so that every service can check this business. Causing injury to a visitor and refusing to provide even basic care is not just unprofessional – it...

Overall positive, enjoyable visit. We visited on a week day, so it wasn't crowded and there was good access to all the attractions. I would say amount of children was just right, so would be worried about visiting on a weekend, where things could get busy. Daughter had fun, enjoyed the animals and especially the zip line and tractor. Good amount of varied attractions to keep visitors busy.

Some of the equipment was a bit worn down, but nothing drastic. Biggest concern was about the fastening of the obstacle course spider web (photo). I have worked with these clamps and it is very easy to cut your hand on the edges - I would say this is definitely not suitable for a childrens' play area. Rabbits in the cages seemed very agitated and were scrambling to be fed, unlike those in the open pens. Quite an unsettling sight / experience - understand maybe they are not fed by staff as the visitors tend to feed the animals, but this should be monitored and feeding introduced if rabbits aren't getting enough from visitors. We were there 2-5pm and the caged rabbits behaved like they were starved. 10pln for a small bag of chopped vegetables for feeding the animals I think is also rather expensive. Food service a bit slow - again, would be worried what it's like on a weekend. Lastly, the pumpkin patch was a bit disappointing, with not much growing. Other than...

Be careful! The farm doesn’t provide any parking. So we had to park the car near a ravine, near the road on the grass, like the other twenty cars. For which we received a case from the police for violations.

Update:I added stars to the review, but the situation with parking is not straightforward. There’s only public parking across the street, which doesn’t accommodate all the cars—it's small, and there are no other parking areas in sight. Otherwise, why are other people parking on the curb? (Nobody intends to break the law.) You can’t get there by public transport, so a good business should take care of parking.

Among the cons: toilets are ToiToi. How can you imagine changing diapers or having smaller kids who have just started potty training use these?

The corn pool is fun but dangerous for small kids (no need to explain the danger of inhaling small grains).

The lines for food are huge. My husband stood for 25 minutes under the heat (no shade or canopy) with our child, only to be rejected by the cashier, who let other rude people cut in line because they “just quickly wanted to buy...