Pyramides d’Euseigne — Attraction in Hérémence

Pyramides d'Euseigne: Nature's Viagra, Minus the Awkward Side Effects Lost somewhere between Nex and the Grand Dixence Dam (which, despite being a "boring" dam, is actually one of the most impressive man-made structures nestled in a stunning natural setting), these "pyramids" are about as Egyptian as a Swiss cheese fondue. But hey, who needs perfectly symmetrical triangles when you've got a geological wonder that looks suspiciously like... well, let's just say it's something most men see every morning, and women, if they're lucky. Formed during the last ice age, these stone pillars are nature's own Viagra - standing tall and proud, with just a hint of gentle erosion that might, in a few centuries, tragically render them impotent. (Cue the sad trombone.) The name might be a bit misleading, but hey, they're on the way to the Grand Dixence, so at least something's in the right place. And let's face it, these phallic formations are way more entertaining than a boring old dam (even if that dam is a marvel of engineering). Overall, it's a great spot for a family outing or a picnic with friends. There's a lovely hike, a bench for lounging, and plenty of opportunities for juvenile jokes and double entendres. Just be prepared for a few awkward silences if you bring your grandma along. If you're with kids, try pointing out the "giant mushrooms" or, for a touch of French flair, the "champignons géants." So if you're looking for a natural wonder that's a bit off the beaten path (and a bit off-color), the Pyramides d'Euseigne are a must-see. Just don't blame me if you start seeing suggestive shapes in every rock formation...

The Pyramides d'Euseigne are unique geological formations located in the Val d'Hérens, a side valley of the Rhône in the canton of Valais, Switzerland. They are also known as "fairy chimneys" or "hoodoos”.

These earth pyramids were formed over millennia, primarily after the last glaciation (between 10,000 and 80,000 years ago). As glaciers retreated, they left behind moraine deposits (a mixture of earth, sand, and rocks). Over time, rain and melting snow eroded the softer parts of these deposits. However, larger, harder boulders embedded in the moraine acted as protective "hats”, shielding the material directly beneath them from erosion. This process created tall, conical pillars of earth, often topped with a balancing stone.

A main road in the valley passes through a small tunnel dug underneath the formations, and there is a pedestrian path, the Sentier des Pyramides, that allows visitors to admire them up close from various angles.

The Pyramides d'Euseigne are a popular tourist attraction, offering a fascinating glimpse into the power of natural erosion and...

Did you ever saw , after days of rain a small rock kinda hanging on top of some dirt?

Now imagine it in giant form , this phenomenon also know as witch chimneys are rocks standing on top of a pile of lose mixture of smaller rocks and dirt thar get washed over centuries forming those natural structures!

It is wonder to see and think about! This place is easy to spot since it's on the main road , there is a parking space almost 500 meters away by the way!

If you are looking for the hot springs head trough the parking space trough on the small road , head down , turn left you will see a sign saying "authorized region people only " go on that road you will see 3 bridges cross the small ignore the one from the right head to the one forward , if you see a small kinda concrete tank leaking , from there is just 3 minutes on foot , go go forward,(the hot springs cave is falling so do not enter!!)

Please do not leave...