The Beach of Momo — Attraction in Çeşme

I feel compelled to share this review because the beach club doesn't have a Yelp account, and it's quite evident that they prefer to keep their online reviews hidden, perhaps as a part of their business strategy. You might stumble upon some reviews on Google, but they're buried under a "questions" section, which says a lot about their approach. First and foremost, the entry fees and minimum spending costs are outrageously high, especially considering the subpar quality of the food and service. It's baffling that they charge so much for what they offer. Even more frustrating was the fact that, despite the place being empty, they refused to give us front-row seats, citing reservations for people who never bothered to show up. It reeks of a complete lack of customer-centric thinking. It's also concerning to hear rumors about the beach club having affiliations with unsavory characters, operating with the same mindset. That's definitely a red flag. The outdoor gym, which was advertised, was nowhere to be found when we arrived. False advertising at its finest. The water might be nice, but learning about hidden pipes that connect toilet drains to the sea area where customers swim is simply unacceptable and raises serious health concerns. The crowd was an odd mix of uptight, wannabe celebrities who seemed more interested in filming Instagram videos than enjoying the surroundings. Additionally, the way they treat their staff is appalling. Management constantly belittling and bullying servers who already make very little money is a disgrace. Moreover, for a place that charges a premium, the lack of beachfront Wi-Fi is mind-boggling. It's as if they want customers to be stuck at the restaurant, ordering food. As if things couldn't get worse, we ordered dessert, which turned out to be far from fresh. A two-year-old could assemble a better fruit plate. Lastly, the state of the toilets was deplorable. Dark, dingy, and far from luxurious, it's shocking that this place hosts parties and is considered a hotspot for people to visit. Overall, my experience at this beach club was nothing short of a disappointment. They need a serious overhaul of their operations and customer service if they intend to justify their...

This is a chic little enclave tucked into a picturesque bay with a postcard view of Chios. They must have carried tons of fine sand (this was not a sandy beach 10 years ago), which feels like heaven between your toes.

The beach itself is 15–20 meters long and 5 meters deep—about the size of a decent living room. But don’t worry, there are 200+ sunbeds scattered (tightly) onto the upper deck, where sand meets concrete in a stunning example of spatial anxiety. There were lots of Instagram ladies getting their pics taken, which makes me think that this is THE place to be. So, if you want your ex to know that you made it, make sure your wallet is full of Benjamins and head over to the Momo beach club. BUT if you are not extravagant or pretentious, you won’t fit in. There is a hierarchy here.. If you are not a couple of dudes, and folks at the door approve of the authenticity of your datejust, you will be allowed to pay and get in, as a rando. There will be premium guests and VIPs inside, so don’t expect much just because you paid the entry fee. Kindness of the staff is directly proportional to the bracelet color you have.

Went to a concert here recently, and was escorted somewhere behind the singer. Apparently, the front was reserved for those whose lives are more curated than mine. Even the VIPs were awkwardly wedged into corners, because someone with deeper pockets decided to plop a table dead-center in the standing area. Democracy dies in bottle service.

There are better places to spend $12 for half pint of...

Don't waste your time. Accidentally we access the premises through a back door, GPS sent us to a rock side road that access the free part of the beach. staff was using a phone didn't say anything about entering in the wrong way.. We ended up in the middle of the bar, staff were looking at us, didn't know what to do, eventually a supervisor went to talk to us. I tried to get information, he asked us to follow another colleague, we asked a few questions which he ignored, then we were scorted to the reception where we saw a huge queue. No information... we waited in the queue for about 10min to then be informed we need a booking, however Mondays were quiet so walk-ins were possible.

We needed to pay 2000TL entry fee + 3500 minimum spent per person, which is easy to reach she said... (Because of the prices) I asked to see a menu to see vegetarian option, and they replied: There's some veggies, and didn't let me see the menu.

We didn't feel welcome. Didn't want to stay. As we came through the wrong entrance, we had to walk around the premises through bushes, because they didn't let us come back in to...