Timberhawk: Ride of Prey — Attraction in Federal Way

For some, once buckled in a mild awareness of possible danger that gets initially suppressed quickly explodes exponentially into an irrational need to escape. Then is immediately overshadowed by regret so pure some can actually feel it in their pants, all of which is forcefully filtered into genuine relief through the mightiest display of facial contortions, war faces, etc. accompanied every so often by a presentation of falsettos solely reserved for situations that they feel need it.

Most all at this point know if they will ride it again or...

Line was long, when I went there, there wasn’t pouches on the ride so then they put my belongings to the side on the floor. Timberhawk is a safe ride, when you start the ride you go up then after that you turn after you turn there’s a big drop then another one then you turn then another drop then you turn then another drop then you turn then another drop you turn again then another drop then you slow down then the...

Wa States largest wooden roller coaster is a lackluster ride I rode it the year it opened expecting huge WOW factor but found it slow and poorly designed making this so-called king of the Pacific coasters ride more like a junior wooden coaster The old wooden coaster at the Puyallup Fair packs a better punch than this...