Skinwalker Ranch Triangle — Attraction in Four Corners States

I was skeptical about the anomalous, phenomenological Travis-hole that's been "scientifically" studied above Skinwalker Ranch, so I shelled out a few thousand for a private helicopter flyover to see for myself. I even brought some "scientific" instrumentation devices to conduct a few highly controlled and rigorous experiments of my own.

Turns out, there is DEFINITELY some phenomenonolous behavior going on. We approached Taylor Triangle at about 5000 feet AGL, and as the distance closed, the pilot reported that he was hearing strange voices coming from the helicopter's altimeter. Moments later, he said the helicopters transpondificator was malfunctioning and that the GPS coordinates were reading a fixed 1.600 (repeating, of course) GHz.

Before he made the call to abort, and because I didn't want the instrumentational devices I paid good money for to go to waste, I started hurling bowling balls out of the helicopter directly into the area where the Vortexual Travis-hole is purported to exist. Insanely enough, not a single one followed the expected ~90 degree trajectory; two of the 12 disappeared right before my eyes and another 5 or 6 landed thousands of milliliters from the discharge point!

We made it back safely, thanks in large part to Lord Dire Wolf, hallowed be thy name, but sadly, none of the 47 cameras I installed on the helicopter were able to record the event.

Also, apologies to what appeared to be a man wearing a cowboy hat walking around the property, but you should know it was 100% the fault of the phenomenology and not my own that one of the bowling balls seemed possessed and hellbent on striking you.

You seemed to shake it off like a champ, but still, a hospital visit to check out the back of your head is probably in your...

I’m an Inventor, a simple test is to use a Paranormal puck that is designed to turn on and record every time 1.6 Ghz comes on. See if any voices, patterns, communications come through over multiple frequency sweeps. Or you can send math signals such as “1 click plus one click, pause equals 2 clicks, etc” and then listen for a mathematical response. Or Like the movie independence day… you can use their signal against them… jam the 1.6 Ghz when it comes on and have an autolaunch rocket system in the signal origin direction and overwatched by cameras (full spectrum, thermal, Night Vision, etc). See if the jamming destabilizes whatever is in the air and makes it more susceptible to material or physical interaction. The military used the Duke system to jam foreign signals overseas....

Some friends went with my wife and I out here and we had to stop at the gate "of course". If you loiter for very long a recording on a speaker warns you about trespassing. We didn't see anything odd but met a very friendly Weiner dog that looked like she had a litter of puppies somewhere. I thought she may have been hungry and the only thing I had to snack on was a bag of low sodium almonds. "The dog loved them" and I let her have some water too. The area's located on a reservation. So keep that in mind and act responsibly. Its fun to explore and our trip to...