Fort Knox Water Park — Attraction in Kentucky

This water park is where I train, in case I find myself in a hostile situation involving water. I always show up to this pool in full battle-rattle. I bring my own M4 and a few inflatable dolls to play the roles of terrorists. I always get weird looks from the adults there, but the kids love me. I always go through my own custom training drills that last about two hours. Once I'm satisfied with my training for the day, I give the dolls away to the children---they love them---and I throw a green smoke grenade in the pool to let everyone know I was there. People have complained, but I don't care. My training saves lives. Not human lives, I mean video games lives. I do this training for my Call of Duty avatar, SGT Pain. I do this training so I die less often. Hasn't helped yet, but I know it will one day. P.S. There's this chubby kid named patrick that always pees in the pool. Watch...

Very nice place but the kiddie section was closed so toddlers had to play in the big pool. Also the paint marker they have around the pool is very slick when it's wet. Could pose a serious Hazzard should someone slip on it and hit their head on the concrete. Plenty of parking and lots of seats to sit on. They also have life vests for kids...

I love it here. The only issue I've had is the white water slide. It makes me panic. But thats just me. I love it here. The line is never that long. The splashpad i think is another issue. I think there shouldn't be rope. Instead another material. My sister went with me the other day and fell. Her chin rubbed the rope and...