Yo. Let me paint you a picture, my dude. You ever pull into a dispensary and immediately wonder if you took a wrong turn into a gravel pit or a low-budget motocross track? Cuz Flower Bowl really said âasphalt who?â đ But hey, if your suspension survives the parking lot, youâre already earning that first dab.
Soon as I opened my car door, I was IN. Like zero wait time. No line, no clipboard, no security pat-downs â just straight-up walk in like I owned the place. I half expected someone to shout âWelcome to Moeâs!â but nah, just good vibes and the beautiful smell of sticky-icky.
Place is CLEAN. Like suspiciously clean. Like âis this secretly a CBD front for a yoga cult?â clean. I know itâs a brand-new building, but still⊠I give it 3 months before a bong breaks, someone spills a whole eighth of shake in the corner, and a budtender starts living there rent-free behind the counter. Letâs enjoy it while it lasts before the stoner apocalypse hits, ya feel me?
Now letâs talk staff: fast, chill, and didnât try to upsell me like I was shopping for a used car. They got me in, got me out, and didnât judge me for asking if âPurple Monkey Ballsâ was a real strain (it is, by the way â and I highly recommend it for spiritual reasons).
Flower selection? Danker than your cousinâs meme stash. Prices? First timers get 50% off!!! Better than I expected. Like I walked out with my wallet still intact AND my dignity. Thatâs rare. Especially with these baby-boom-level weed shops popping up on every corner like dispensary PokĂ©mon. Gotta catch âem all, right?
Overall, The Flower Bowl is that low-key plug that ainât trying too hard. Just good weed, no nonsense, and a parking lot that doubles as an off-road experience. 10/10 would risk my...
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