St. Bernard Farms and Corn Maze — Attraction in New Mexico

Generic stuff to do at a whopping cost if you have a few kids. Not worth the cost. We took the little kids in the afternoon and asked to buy haunted house tickets for later on so we didn't have to wait in line again. They wouldn't sell them until 5. At 5 we get back in line and asked to buy tickets for both haunted houses. The lady said they only have ONE haunted house. I asked if she could double check (because we saw 2) and she used the radio to ask how many haunted houses there were. Someone replied ONE. So we bought tickets for one. We went to the haunted house that's out in the back field. No one was inside the house to scare people. $15 per person to walk through a house. It was a lame dissappointment. We then went to the second haunted house (remember we were told that they only sold tickets for ONE haunted house, they don't have two) we figured it must take tokens .......we wait in line forever only to be told WE NEED TICKETS. We go to the long ticket line FOR THE THIRD TIME to buy another round of haunted house tickets. We tell the same lady that, yes, you do have TWO haunted houses. She said, "oh! I didn't know that!" Was chrged $25 for the 3 of us to do the 2nd haunted house. That's $70 on just 3 of us doing 2 haunted houses....Go wait in line forever for the second haunted house. It was all just more of a headache than it was fun. Price Gouged. On our way out we overheard that they had a combo price for ALL THREE scary night events. We were never told about that and spent MORE on buying two haunted house tickets than the combo for all three scary night events. Spent $165 dollars there and wish I never did. Also, it's easy to use the wrong colored tokens on other rides because the only difference is the font color. I accidentally used our zipline tokens on kid things. When I realized this massive error, I went up front for help. I was told that I had better go back to ALL the places I had used my tokens and try and get my red font tokens back. 🤯🤯 Each event host actually had several red font tokens in their collection buckets (so it's a mistake LOTS of people had made as well apparently) I would easily pay someone $200 just to never have to go back there again. Oh yeah, and the best "maze" they have is trying to figure out how to get the heck out of the...

Imagine the most ghetto carnival you’ve ever seen—now slap the words “Pumpkin Patch” on it. That’s what we walked into. Admission was $10 per person, which felt like highway robbery, especially since the website listed it as $12. The website also listed so many fun OPEN attractions! Disclaimer: they were not open so heads up: whatever you see online probably isn’t accurate.

After paying to get in, we were hit with yet another charge: $1 per token. The woman at the front desk pushed us to buy 20 tokens, claiming it might not be enough, (she probably gets a commission off tokens) yet conveniently forgot to mention that nearly every ride was either understaffed or completely shut down. We ended up handing the tokens to the kids just so they could bounce around on a giant, impractical trampoline for 20 minutes. That was the highlight of our visit.

And the actual pumpkin patch? Closed. The main attraction wasn’t even available.

Bottom line: save your money and your expectations. This place isn’t worth the drive, the cost, or the...

"Clovis good, everywhere else bad." Quality has really declined over the last few years. We've been going to the corn maze and pumpkin patch since 2014 and every year things just get more and more run down. The corn maze has been overgrown with weeds throughout, really putting a damper on the experience. Hay bales are decomposing along the attractions, and weeds are everywhere they shouldn't be. Not sure what happened to the goats they had a few years ago. Staff is very friendly though and we really appreciate them being out there (with many of them being volunteers). Just a bit of touching up and addressing invasive species (ragweed and pigweed) and this place would be...